We love a good proverb, but lately the one about the tree falling in the forest hasn’t been earning the reflective moments of calm it used to. Clearly, we need new proverbs for new times. Fortunately, graphic designer Nikki Farquharson is on the case, and has come up with 65 Modern Proverbs all laid out sexy-like in an artisinally-bound book. Our favorite, in the absence of a list-themed proverb, appears at right.

(via BOOOOOOOM!)