Bad Obama! Donuts + Coffee = Bad Diet

We here at Listicles have always been concerned with the nation’s (nay, the world’s) diet. When billions are being served McDonald’s (or Dunkin’ Donuts, at right), it’s no surprise obesity rates in the U.S. are at record highs and rising elsewhere throughout the world. Well, add another miracle to President Barack Obama’s “Miracles to Perform” list: make the world’s food better.

Health offers this helpful listicle outlining 4 Ways Barack Obama Can Change Our Eating Habits, which covers eating organic and local and promoting better eating in schools. But what of sustainable farming, getting away from monoculture, and a host of other problems with the ways we produce and eat our food? This listicle should really be twice as long. We want more miracles!