Our parents used to get us piñatas for our birthday without fail, but ever since they stopped two years ago we’ve tried to repress memories of those papery candy-vessels into the depths of our subconscious. Then, like an uncanny eruption from the depths of our psychic underworld, NOTCOT.ORG called our attention to this, the world’s largest piñata:

Needless to say the moratorium on piñatas in our house is now lifted. In fact, we’re looking to replace all our furniture with delightful, paper and cardboard replicas. To that end, Listicles went looking for some fun interior decoration ideas among the Interweb’s vast piñata collections. Here are our results, Listicles’ Top 20 Unusual Piñatas.

The Vacationing Robot Piñata

The “But I Don’t Want A Buttload of Candy” Piñata

The I Hate My Exercise Ball Piñata

The My Cat Ate My Exercise Ball Piñata

The My Dragon Ate My Exercise Ball Piñata

The It’s Not a Phallic Monument It’s My Lipstick Piñata

The Friendly Ghost of Death Piñata

The Taking Back the Alamo Piñata

The Psychedelic Zebras Are the New Pink Elephants Piñata

The Mid-life Crisis Harley Davidson Piñata

The Tired of Prickly Houseplants Piñata

The Cat in a Hat in a Demented Piñata

The Hopefully Full of iPhones Because I Destroyed My Computer Piñata

The Self-Hating Self-Portrait Piñata

The Mislabeled Paint Can Piñata

The Force Is Strong With This Piñata

The Cheap Chinese Takeout Piñata

The Obese Spider-Man Impersonators Piñata

The Batman Serial-Flashing Tinkerbell Piñata

(each comes with three nude Batmans, one shocked Tinkerbell)

The Art, Like Candy, Is Sweet, Artificial and Pre-Fabricated Piñata

Honorable Mention: Skittles’ Piñata Man