18 Unusual Tote Bags
A few days back we informed you, dear readers, of some of the best briefcases to sport in these times of increased workplace mobility. Unfortunately, after sporting our much-adored bacon briefcase for a few days we noticed that people were rather taken aback by the strict business look of our bag.
Then it hit us, like a vacuum-sealed pack of 24 strips of bacon in the head: green times call for green accessories. Seeing our tactical mistake, we quickly switched to tote bags and now we get all kinds of complements on our fun accessory and for being so environmentally aware (which, it’s true, we are very much, thank you). So that you may get in on the green goodness, here are Listicles’ 18 Unusual Tote Bags.
The I Don’t Know What it Says But it’s a Nerdy-Cool Tote Bag
(seriously, we don’t know what it says, does anyone know binary?)
The Tote Bags Are the Chunky Jewelry of 2009 Tote Bag
The George Carlin Would Totes Rock a Tote Bag
The Environmentally-Friendly and Bush-Hostile Tote Bag
The Don’t Forget About the Little Guys Tote Bag
The iTote iBag
The Plastic Bags Died For Your Sins Tote Bag
The Vehement Chicken Tote Bag
The Blank Tote Bag Disguised as a Mustachioed Tote Bag
The Recycled Nintendos Tote Bag
The Pirate Zebra in the City Tote Bag
The Suspiciously, Very Suspiciously Stylish Tote Bag
The Skunk Sex is Unsafe Sex Tote Bag
The Geometry Nerd Tote Bag
The Algebra (and Autumnal Baking) Nerd Tote Bag
The Tote Bags Are the Boom Boxes of the Aughts Tote Bag
The Vengeful Cow Tote Bag
The Peaceful Cow Tote
I’ve been told that this is the translation for bag no. 1 (seriously!):
01000110 = F
01010101 = U
01000011 = C
01001011 = K
01011001 = Y
01001111 = O
01010101 = U