Back with another edition of Sporty Saturdays, this is Listicles columnist Onesie, freelance mascot and sports writer. Some time ago we featured a story on basketball superstar Shaquille O’Neal’s progress with Twitter, which, if you’ve been following, has only gotten more entertaining (Shaq on Punisher: War Zone: “Just saw punisher, great bloody movie, aggggggh, dats what i , nevamind lol, aggggggh (growl) (snarl) spit”).

However, before we had unlimited access to Shaq’s fingertip stream of conscience we had to watch post-game interviews, sports shows and highlight reels to get his snippets of weird yet strangely unassailable wisdom. With those moments in mind, here is a video highlight of the Top 10 Shaq Quotes:

Since that was so great, how about another, less structured Shaq quotation fest? The video below features several overlaps with the first, but it’s worth sitting through some repeats for one particular gem of pop knowledge. Shaq playing off his nickname “Superman”: “Nothing can kill Superman except Kryptonite and Kryptonite does not exist, so…” So Shaq will live forever and keep feeding us outrageous quotables, yay!

Have a great weekend!