As we helped you do over Thanksgiving, we here at Listicles are all about avoiding the awkwardness of prolonged family interfaces through the magic of film. And with most of the obvious holiday movie picks already way backed-up on Netflix queues and missing from video stores everywhere, the movie trivia masters at AMC’s blog Horror Hacker have dredged the depths of Santa-centric B-movies to offer this holiday listicle: 8 Saint Nicks of Horror.

If you don’t do Christmas you can laugh at all the silly Santa-lovers getting capped, and if your family does the whole tree-wreath-birth of Jesus business, you can rejoice that your get together is (hopefully) not nearly as bad as those portrayed in these films:

• You Better Watch Out (1980, a.k.a. Christmas Evil)
  

• To All A Good Night (1980)
  

• Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984, followed by four sequels)

• Don’t Open ‘Till Christmas (1984)

• Satan Claus (1996)

• Santa Claws (1996)

• Psycho Santa (2003)

• Santa’s Slay (2005)

We hope Fran Drescher and Chris Kattan get better roles for Christmas this year.