Forever searching the glut of visual data for hidden gems, the humorists at NextRound.net have come up with 16 Gangsta Car Pose Photos That Should Never Have Been Taken. Some are forgettable, others a brilliant, here are some of the best along with a few Listicles additions:

The Not Quite a Car Model Pose

Maybe the better title for this one would be “The If You Don’t Put That Camera Down and Come Help Me I’ll Roll Right Off the Hood Pose”.

The Minivan in a Car Wash Pose

The I Really Like These Shades Pose

Better title: The Okay I’ll Pose for Your Picture But Then I Gotta Run I Just Saw the Bat Signal Pose.

Listicles Finds

The Postmodern Pirate Pose

Don’t you need a special license to drive with an eye patch?

The Lonely Clown Pose

Typically expected to roll at least ten deep, this tragic clown has been left to roam the streets in solitude. Maybe those absent clowns need a talking to from…

The How Many Ninjas Can You Fit in a Car Pose

Not only can those three ninjas squeeze into that tiny car together, they drive around wearing roller skates. Ninjas truly are the new clowns!

The I Designed This Car and This Geodesic Dome Pose

If the Popemobile ever needs sprucing up, the Vatican should call up Fuller’s soul to design it. They can do that, right?

The I Am Impervious to Gunfire and My Car Has These Sweet Speed Holes to Make it Go Faster Pose

Not phased by insults hurled at his glowing automobile, Robocop stands proudly by his steed.

The I Love This Car Even Though Its Emissions Will Eventually Kill Me Pose

Leave it to the auto industry to co-opt the proud environmentalist voice of the walrus.