15 Delicacies That Might Kill You
The manly men over at Asylum inform concerned readers and trashy food-eaters of some especially dangerous foods in this list of 15 Delicacies That Might Kill You. Strikingly, the list goes against the entrenched tradition of proving masculine superiority by vacuuming the most disgusting foods as though they were little more than baby carrots. Arnold Schwarzenegger demonstrates that tradition in this clip from End of Days, in which he liquefies day old pizza with a host of other things for his breakfast shake:
Oddly, “left-over smoothie” is absent from Asylum’s list. Though these delectable entries should satisfy your hunger for gross-out gourmet:
Deep Fried Coke
"Excuse me, I asked for a deep fried Diet Coke."
Chicken Fried Bacon
Welcome to Texas, combining two gross fried foods into a super-gross fried hybrid since 1845.
Hot Beef Sundae
Even Arnold couldn't stomach this culinary disaster.
Deep Fried Cheeseburger
Favored by the whimps who can't handle the deep fried bacon double cheeseburger.
Turducken
Created by putting food inside food inside food, turducken is actually more American than turkey.
Strangely absent? Deep fried ice cream, enjoy:
Made with Oreao cookie dough ice cream for maximum impact.
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